Day 11: Yo-Yo

GOAL: STEP ON THE TREADMILL
STATUS: COMPLETE

I walked for 0.1 miles for 8:14.

Yo, whattup homies??

Hey, hey, word play... Though that wasn't the "yo" I originally had in mind.  Just a riff.

Or maybe a wiff.

"Stop it, I mean it."

"Anybody want a peanut?"

(Movie reference anyone??)

But, I digress.

Nevertheless...

I seriously need to get back on topic.

But, maybe I never was on topic, and therefore that is the topic, and thus going off topic is not going off topic at all...

Okay, okay.

Let's get down to business, and defeat the . . . PUNS! (Another movie reference . . . ?)

(And, true confession: technically, that's a word play, not a pun.)

Alright, alright, alright... (Yet another movie reference?! . . . Apparently, I need help. . .. )

ANYWAY . . .

I'm procrastinating. 

Last night--ray of sunshine, beacon of hope.

Subsumed by . . .

This morning--all encompassing black abyss of misery and endless woe.

COULD NOT MOVE. 

Could not wake up. Could not get out of bed. Could not think. Could not walk. Could not. . . .

Yet, somehow, did all of those things. Not very well, but did them.

And worked a full day.

And walked longer tonight.

Who knows what tomorrow brings?? (Song reference??)

Regret?

Or Satisfaction? (As in . . . I can't get no . . .)

Optimism?

Or Dispair?

Pain?

Or Pride?

Or maybe all of the above.

I get knocked down, but I get up again... (Oh, come on. I couldn't help myself.)

NUMBER OF CONSECUTIVE DAYS WALKED: 0011
TOTAL NUMBER OF DAYS WALKED: 0011
TOTAL TIME WALKED: 70:14
TOTAL MILES WALKED: 1.2
MILES TO GO: 998.8 OUT OF 1000
TIME TO GOAL AT CURRENT PACE: 27 YEARS 126 DAYS 6 HOURS
TIME TO GOAL AT AVERAGE PACE: 25 YEARS 24 DAYS 10 HOURS

I will survive!  I will survi-ive!! Hey-hey! (Eh? Eh?)

(Made you look.)